ABOVE: Keith Richards v’s Lance Armstrong, no competition.
Today has been labeled the “Blackest day” day in Australian sporting history?, really?, drugs?, not the hardcore racism?, the back slapping homophobia?, that whacky old game of ‘Lets shit in a hotel corridor’?. Oh yeh, how could i forget the wholesale sexual assault of numerous women (and thinking about it, probably the sodomising of men).
The only answer to this is to level the playing field, and make drugs in sport manditory. The Tour de France would be AMAZING if every rider was on five grams of speed. Imagine how hot the AFL would be, if each player was injected with pure MDMA/Ecstasy before the match, by the first quarter it would be an on field orgy .. now THAT i would pay to watch.
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