While out on a JB run with my mate Adam he casually mentioned that if you go to KFC and order a Golden Gaytime Thickshake it comes up on the screen as ‘1 Gay Krsh’ of course that was all it took for Christine to skid sideways into the nearest KFC to test the creamy, biscuity theory, sure enough up on the screen came confirmation that i was about to sup a gay crush, before long i was trying to suckle clumps of coagulated biscuit up through the not very accomodating straw, persistance paid off however and nary a soggy crumb was left in the bottom of the gay crush receptacle.