Tammy's Turns

Tag: Polyester

  • Google claims to fame.

    This is such an honour for me. When you type into Google search ‘Pollywaffle pool party’ (code for shitting in someones pool) on the first page, a photo of me pops up.

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    It’s the same when you search ‘Dexter Fishpaw foot painting’. No fewer than three images related to me show up. Some people get to brag about their kids, I get to brag about this, and I’m fine with that.

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    Thanks Tony for pointing out this most auspicious honour to me.

  • Dexter Fishpaw.

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  • Poor Francine.

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  • So proud of Lu-Lu.

  • Polyester.

    How better to watch John Waters Polyester than with fellow filth friends. ‘Robert the Vatican photographer’ thought we should all have pencil line mustaches, so with an ill begotten eyeliner pencil, he drew them on us. I haplessly flinched at a bad moment, so my Mo was a bit wonky, it actually made me look as if i’d had a grand mal stroke.

    Any evening involving scratch and sniff is a good evening.