Tag: Lost Gay Sydney
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DOWNTON ABBEY:
I keep hearing about ‘Dowton Abbey’, so i got the dvd out last night, basically it’s about rich assholes, the class system, servants who treat each other like shit, and the only gay is a repulsive turd. After fifteen minutes all i could think was ‘I hope this fucking place burns down!’.
I did like the gentlemens crisp suits, and i liked watching the valets dress them, and i liked watching the valets brush the dust off the mens coats, and i really liked watching the valets take off the mens riding boots, but i’m not sure that’s a basis for watching an entire series.
Should i stick with it?
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BIRTHDAY TERRORISM!:
An anonymous letter was sent to me on my birthday, with nothing more than a flyer for my arch nemesis Tim Freedman enclosed, and equally as filthy and offensive, they have used a John Farnham stamp!!, this is worse than receiving a bowel movement in the mail!.
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DRUGS IN SPORT:
ABOVE: Keith Richards v’s Lance Armstrong, no competition.
Today has been labeled the “Blackest day” day in Australian sporting history?, really?, drugs?, not the hardcore racism?, the back slapping homophobia?, that whacky old game of ‘Lets shit in a hotel corridor’?. Oh yeh, how could i forget the wholesale sexual assault of numerous women (and thinking about it, probably the sodomising of men).
The only answer to this is to level the playing field, and make drugs in sport manditory. The Tour de France would be AMAZING if every rider was on five grams of speed. Imagine how hot the AFL would be, if each player was injected with pure MDMA/Ecstasy before the match, by the first quarter it would be an on field orgy .. now THAT i would pay to watch.
