Tag: Porn
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Rubber nipples.
So, confusing areola with aioli can cause a little confusion when ordering scrambled eggs. I can see this is going to be a psychological stumbling block for me every time i order breakfast now. The sad thing is, I didn’t even know what an areola was.
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Mayan birthday.
Thanks for the Mayan birthday wishes everyone.
I’ve realized celebrating my birthday each year by only acknowledging the Roman/Christian calendar is probably borderline racist, so i now embrace the Mayan (where my birthday is today) Chinese and Greek calendars as well, and spookily my birthday falls on different days.
Am I missing any culturally different calendars?, like I said, this is solely about being inclusive, I don’t like to be greedy, it’s not in my nature, but I feel awful all these years excluding other cultures from my celebratory calendar, but I vow to stop that immediately.
. . ooh!!!!, I just had a thought!, I wonder what my name day is in Greece!?
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Lone star.
“Dance like you have a trick pelvis, sing like everyone thinks you’re Yoko Ono, and love as if the Rohypnol will never kick in”.
I think that’s how it goes?.
