MANKY FOOT:
Seriously, what could be wrong with your foot that you would need this palm pilot podiatric cheese grater, this portable smallgood slicer .. cards on the table, i just cant do manky feet, some people should keep their feet covered at all times, or at least make a little thong veil for them, something .. anything because nothing turns my stomach more, and i mean nothing.
You know what gets me about these things? They're as close to a food item as you can get (egg, portable pocket nutmeg grater for those emergency situations), whilst also being for an application about as far removed from consumption as possible, aside from scraps from the autopsy table.
It actually looks at first glance like something you'd buy from the Tool Shed.
Not until you tip it out and reveal the contents do you discover the awful truth…
I believe the contents would be beyond even the Tool Sheds fetish section .. altho i've know people to sell worse things on ebay and get a pretty penny for them.
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