HARMONIUM:
Photoshop gone made here, in the original photo i’m holding a hanky in my right hand, but it just looked way to gay and delicate, so i photoshopped it out and in the process made it look as if i have a manky pinky on my right hand, that will teach me to try and toughen myself up and redress sexuality by the power of photoshop (i can recommend the ‘Heal tool’ for getting rid of those pesky crows feet however.)