Posts Tagged ‘Toys’

Toy freak out.

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015

TOXIC BUBBLES:

Wednesday, November 27th, 2013

I had some of this when i was a kid, it was the most foul, toxic smelling and tasting shit imaginable. It probably steeled and desinsitized me for my partying years.

IF I DON’T GET THIS CAKE NEXT BIRTHDAY, THINGS WILL GET A WHOLE LOT UGLIER THAN A MARZIPAN TURD:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

TISH:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

SEE, I DO EXERCISE!:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

RED LACES:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

DOWNTON ABBEY:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

I keep hearing about ‘Dowton Abbey’, so i got the dvd out last night, basically it’s about rich assholes, the class system, servants who treat each other like shit, and the only gay is a repulsive turd. After fifteen minutes all i could think was ‘I hope this fucking place burns down!’.

I did like the gentlemens crisp suits, and i liked watching the valets dress them, and i liked watching the valets brush the dust off the mens coats, and i really liked watching the valets take off the mens riding boots, but i’m not sure that’s a basis for watching an entire series.

Should i stick with it?

TOY MEMORY BANK:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

BEST EVER PRESENTS:

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Scanning ebay and the toys on there i came across two toys that were my absolute favorites to recieve when i was a kid, the first being a ‘Shaker Maker’ where you got to make junket/jelly like wobbly statues which would dry hard and you then painted up, which i might add NEVER came out looking like the ones on the box, however my all time favorite toy i got as a child was the ‘Big Jim Country Camper’ .. THIS was the creme del la creme of toys, oh how i wish i still had this, my friend Marc still has his pristine AND still in it’s original box (Adam if you’re reading this .. here is a *hint* for my next birthday) i used to be mad on collecting action figures, i had them all GI Joe (with REAL beard) Action Jackson and hottest of all ‘Big Jim’, man he was one handsome piece of plastic, there was a bearded model or a clean shaven one, i of course went for the clean shaven one, i even tried to shave my bearded GI Joe with TRAGIC results, it looked as if he’d been attacked by a razor blade wielding maniac .. which i guess in a way he was. Do you think it’s possible for a kid to have a crush on an action figure? Big Jim still looks pretty good for something that sprung from a Mattel mould.