Posts Tagged ‘Lost Gay Sydney’

ARMPIT BEATLES:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

BLUE:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

PERVERSE HUNGERS:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

STINK EYE:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

ROCK AND ROLL:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

ALDO AND ROMA:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

For all things Number 96 click “Here“.

PAT MULLINS:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FOOD IN MELBOURNE (AND MY EVER EXPANDING, BULBOUS, PENDULOUS BITCH TITS):

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

A LITTLE SPLASH OF YELLOW:

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

ICE SKATING:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

EAT THE RICH:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

TO KARENS AND BEYOND:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

PHONE HOME:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

RED:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

VALENTINE:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

EUREKA:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

BEST THING YOU WILL SEE TODAY:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

GREETINGS:

Friday, March 1st, 2013

VICTORIAN COUNTRYSIDE:

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

MISS TAMMYS DREAM BED:

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

BRIAN THE JOCK:

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

CHILLIN’ WITH WILLIE:

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

SHITHOUSES I HAVE KNOWN, AND LOVED:

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

HERMIE:

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

THE COWSILLS:

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

BLUE PERIOD:

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

DIKI BIRDS:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

IF I DON’T GET THIS CAKE NEXT BIRTHDAY, THINGS WILL GET A WHOLE LOT UGLIER THAN A MARZIPAN TURD:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

TISH:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

SEE, I DO EXERCISE!:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

RED LACES:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

DOWNTON ABBEY:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

I keep hearing about ‘Dowton Abbey’, so i got the dvd out last night, basically it’s about rich assholes, the class system, servants who treat each other like shit, and the only gay is a repulsive turd. After fifteen minutes all i could think was ‘I hope this fucking place burns down!’.

I did like the gentlemens crisp suits, and i liked watching the valets dress them, and i liked watching the valets brush the dust off the mens coats, and i really liked watching the valets take off the mens riding boots, but i’m not sure that’s a basis for watching an entire series.

Should i stick with it?

TOY MEMORY BANK:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

DEAR SANTA:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

PYNE O’ CLEAN:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

BAD LUCK BRIAN IS REAL!!:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

I CAN’T HEAR YOU:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

JELLYFISH:

Monday, February 25th, 2013

BIRTHDAY TERRORISM!:

Sunday, February 10th, 2013

An anonymous letter was sent to me on my birthday, with nothing more than a flyer for my arch nemesis Tim Freedman enclosed, and equally as filthy and offensive, they have used a John Farnham stamp!!, this is worse than receiving a bowel movement in the mail!.

DRUGS IN SPORT:

Friday, February 8th, 2013

ABOVE: Keith Richards v’s Lance Armstrong, no competition.

Today has been labeled the “Blackest day” day in Australian sporting history?, really?, drugs?, not the hardcore racism?, the back slapping homophobia?, that whacky old game of ‘Lets shit in a hotel corridor’?. Oh yeh, how could i forget the wholesale sexual assault of numerous women (and thinking about it, probably the sodomising of men).

The only answer to this is to level the playing field, and make drugs in sport manditory. The Tour de France would be AMAZING if every rider was on five grams of speed. Imagine how hot the AFL would be, if each player was injected with pure MDMA/Ecstasy before the match, by the first quarter it would be an on field orgy .. now THAT i would pay to watch.