Posts Tagged ‘John Waters’

Why so blue.

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

“Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable…” – C.S Lewis

Not quite Hollywood.

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

You spin me round like a record, round, round.

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

Flinders lane.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Snap.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Lee Lin Chin.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Sue-Ellen.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Fah, Fah, Fah, Fah, Fashion.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Norman Yemm.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

I was sad to hear of Norman Yemm’s passing. Norman was an early TV hero of mine, he played ‘Harry Collins’ on Number 96. He was always causing his poor wife Vera all sorts of trouble and harm. Norman also had a club act that he would tour around the provincials.

The night Norman brought his act to Corrimal Leagues club, my dad, as ever, was holding court. When Norman finished his act he passed dads table, dad reared up, yelled ‘What did you do to Vera Collins you Bastard!!!!!!’, then invited Norman to sit at the table with he and Mama and the rest of dads followers, where they proceeded to drink and become besties.

I awoke the next morning to the odor of a beer soaked Corrimal Leagues club coaster on my bedside table, it was inscribed,
‘To Greg, all the very best, Norman Yemm (Harry Collins)’, my very first celebrity autograph

Winter scene in Newtown.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

View master.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Pizza wheel of fortune.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Take your chance, spin HERE.

So is meat.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Six million dollar man.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Paper mouse.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Target.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Pink helmet.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Been there, done that, #1.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Murder most foul.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Secret.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Broad city.

Saturday, May 16th, 2015

Cousin Itt.

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Dr Sir Lesley Colin Patterson, embracing the bouquet of a piece of Tasmanian brie he had just discovered in his back pocket.

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Fiftieth.

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Dignity clause.

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Quicksilver couch.

Friday, May 15th, 2015

That joke isn’t funny anymore.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Is there any greater pain to endure in life, than sitting in a room with people, when one of them tries to tell a joke, and the person has no delivery style?.

Everyone starts to squirm (in my case, doubling over in agony), you can hear in their voice they know they are failing, they lose their train of tenuous though, and then deliver a punchline that makes no sense.

“Oh, I stuffed that up”.

People are at first silent, and then offer lame comfort, ‘I sorta understood it’.

But nay, not I, I will glower at you for the rest of the time I’m in your company.

Unless you can really tell a joke, DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I couldn’t tell one to save my life, but I have a mechanism in my brain that tilts, and stops me from ever trying.

As soon as this guy started to tell the joke an instant pall fell upon the room, everyone knew this was going to be agony. If I were more of a compassionate man, I would have risen and said ‘STOP!!, you don’t want to do this, WE don’t want you to do this, don’t make me silence you’, but I didn’t, and I’m sorry.

Unless your name is Gilbert Gottfried, shut up, zip it!, shoosh!, don’t do it, don’t consider it, a whole lot of hush.

Capt America.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Summer ferry.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Edith.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Vaso.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Bad Ronald.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Timeless beauty.

Friday, November 28th, 2014

New display case for Tingle Manor.

Friday, November 28th, 2014

Shit scary soiled and perished resuss baby.

Friday, November 28th, 2014

Shea stadium, Woodstock, Dapto.

Friday, November 28th, 2014

Photo courtesy of the Lost Wollongong Facebook group.

Petty cash cafe sleepy doll.

Friday, November 28th, 2014

Ant music.

Friday, November 28th, 2014

United States.

Friday, November 28th, 2014

Madame Kero.

Friday, November 28th, 2014