Archive for October, 2013
HORROR CROC:
Friday, October 18th, 2013THE MURRAY RIVER:
Friday, October 18th, 2013
ZAC EFFRONS NEW MOVIE SEEMS TO FEATURE A TWIST ON ‘UPPER DECKING’:
Friday, October 18th, 2013
VICE, VIRTUE. IT’S BEST NOT TO BE TOO MORAL, YOU CHEAT YOURSELF OUT OF TOO MUCH LIFE. AIM ABOVE MORALITY, IF YOU APPLY THAT TO LIFE, THEN YOU’RE BOUND TO LIVE LIFE FULLY:
Friday, October 18th, 2013
I think it’s safe to say that when you’re nine years old, and your favorite movie is ‘Harold and Maude’, your path in life is pretty well set.
To this day it’s my all time favorite movie, I was allowed a lot of leeway when I was little, allowed to stay up for the late movies. Even as a little kid I ‘got’ this movie, I was a little older before I ‘really’ got it. My other favorite movies from these late night stay ups were ‘Baxter’ and ‘Bad Ronald’.
PISS OFF SMITH, YOU’RE POISON:
Tuesday, October 15th, 2013
I WISH A GIANT DOG WITH A HAIR LIP WOULD BITE OFF MILEY CYRUS’ TONGUE, THAT IS ALL:
Tuesday, October 15th, 2013
DIANA:
Tuesday, October 15th, 2013
Everyone MUST go and see the movie ‘Diana’, it is essential viewing. Without a doubt it’s the WORST movie i’ve watched in the last ten years (yes, i have seen ‘Sharknado’).
The product placement is brazen but fantastic, Burger King and Jimmy Choo’s in the same scene?. Naomi Watts has the worst wigs that bare no resembalance to Diana’s hair except being blonde, it looks like she has cradle cap, and seriously, when Diana ever have Camilla-esque batwing bangs?.
Naomi trying to talk like Diana in famous diaolog reenactmnts is SO bad (Head tilt, chew bottom lip ‘All i was trying to do was to help’ ‘There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded’) I laughed through so much of this movie, and i heard sniggering from behind as well.
On my Margaret Pomeranz sliding shit scale, i give this a solid four out of five.
