Ahhh, Dorrie Evans and her malapropisms, a classic every one of them, feel free to add more in the comments.

Why wasnt i told.

Im quite ardarmant about that!.

Dont rub salt into the womb Herbert.

But that’s a horse of entirely different colour!.

I’m being driven completely beresk!.

Well be that as it may!.

Pardon me for protuding!.

Thats all my eye and Mary Martin.

Life is not a bowl of cherubs flo.

I prefer to remain ambiguous.

Don’t be so fascecial Flo!.

I think they are enjoying intimate carnival relations.

I blame you for this Herbert, i’m at the point of having a cerebral haemoroid!.

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