Hoyts.

May 13th, 2016

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Just saw this old photo of Hoyts cinemas posted in a retro group.

Talk about a flashback, decades ago it was at these very pinball machines that I came out to one of my best strait mates.

‘Hey, guess what?, I’m gay’.

“Oh yeh?, cool. Can we concentrate now, we’ve almost got the highest score on Terminator”.

Alas, I didn’t get my fill of drama that day.

Red Colonel.

May 13th, 2016

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Perkins paste.

May 13th, 2016

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Melbourne day and night.

May 13th, 2016

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The Queen is Angela.

May 13th, 2016

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Split face.

May 13th, 2016

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Dr Sir Lesley Colin Patterson.

May 13th, 2016

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Sounding.

May 13th, 2016

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Burlesque.

May 13th, 2016

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University eye.

May 13th, 2016

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That girl.

May 13th, 2016

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Miss Tammy’s cabana wear.

May 13th, 2016

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I have closure!!.

After those thieving, half baked shit wizards from ‘Down south’ stole my favorite cabana wear board shorts from my clothes line, I’ve been on a mission to have them replicated.

Thanks to my international shopping adviser Heidi Linnenbank I was able to find the material in the U.S.

After my exacting measurements and design parameters were delivered to the Jean Paul Gaultier approved ‘Haus of Dianne’, my sister Dianne Thomson whipped them up on her Pfaff for me.

Thank you both for righting the wrongs of the world, and believe me, when someone causes me fashion trauma, there is no greater wrong.

*I should post a warning with this. My legs can be seen in the photo. If viewing this in public, try not to let your hands wander inappropriately.

The Munsters at Marineland.

May 13th, 2016

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Hugo, man of a thousand faces.

May 13th, 2016

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Dress ups.

May 13th, 2016

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Now and then.

May 13th, 2016

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Melbourne circles.

May 13th, 2016

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For sale.

May 13th, 2016

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My current passion is looking for, and at real estate in Melbourne, and what interesting viewing this has been.

I’m not asking for a view of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, but seriously??.

I’d hate to be the Melbourne real estate person trying to build up this view.

I’ve become somewhat unstable in my obsession for collecting hideous interior shots from real estate ads. I’m partial to a dirty tenant not giving a shit about the photographers documenting their squalor. Looks like someones been cooking meth on the stove top, they could at least wipe up the overflow . . i’m told it can stain Laminex.

Herb and Dorrie Evans, AND Bernard King all on the same stage!!??

May 13th, 2016

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This shopping centre would have been to me, like the Cavern was to early Beatle fans. Given the choice of who to see in concert, I do believe I would have chosen Herb and Dorrie.

Whateley lane in winter.

May 13th, 2016

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Andy on speed.

May 13th, 2016

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Click HERE to view the movie.

Tv Cher.

May 13th, 2016

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Coke pants.

May 13th, 2016

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Spoiled for choice.

May 13th, 2016

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Poor Francine.

May 13th, 2016

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Brunswick heads.

May 13th, 2016

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Bong.

May 13th, 2016

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Anti vaccination.

May 13th, 2016

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I recognize this check list, has anyone ever seen me the morning after Mardi Gras?, someone must have unknowingly vaccinated me during the party. :-)

Sunday luncheon at Tingle Manor.

May 13th, 2016

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Chicks.

May 13th, 2016

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Pink Chenille.

May 2nd, 2016

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Good afternoon Wollongong, today’s selection of offensive cabana wear I’ll be parading is my beloved Don Dunstan inspired pink chenille shorts.

Hand made for me by the ‘Haus of Dianne’ (who’s designs and tailoring work for me has been praised by no less than Jean Paul Gautier).

Let’s see some bogan harlot try and cast a critical eye over these today and live to tell the tale.

Facebook.

May 2nd, 2016

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Book week.

May 2nd, 2016

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It’s book week here at Tingle Manor, so fluff a pillow, moisten a finger, and envelop yourself in a favorite page turner.

I want.

May 2nd, 2016

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Brian Wilson Sydney Opera House 2016.

May 2nd, 2016

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Boom, Boom.

May 2nd, 2016

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

Vege parking.

May 2nd, 2016

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THIS ladies and gentlemen is what you call a ‘Costanza parking spot’.

Newtown was INSANE last night, all the filth, shit rags, low life’s, moperer’s and people quite frankly not worthy of crossing my path, are leeching in from the cross, city and lockout laws. Hopefully a ‘Trump wall’ will be erected soon with armed border guards.

It took AGES to crawl down King st, then right out the front of my beloved restaurant a car pulled out. I done the ‘car door linger’ as I was getting out, you know, where you play with your keys whilst standing by your car.

You should have seen the pleading looks on people’s faces ‘Are you going??’, with my paused, pondering look, ‘Nup’, and then the life force giving rage of the driver screaming, ‘Ya fuckin piece of shit!!’ as they speed away.

Ahhhh, life is good. :-)

When i walk with you.

May 2nd, 2016

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Those Pretty Wrongs.

May 2nd, 2016

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Pegged.

May 2nd, 2016

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Well, well, well. It seems someone else in my building is also offended by the mysterious person who leaves ALL their pegs on the line.

I came home today to find the lines clean, and the pegs scattered across the ground. Maybe the new Uni guy who’s just moved in to #3 is a little unstable? . .

I wish I had some pearls to clutch.