Quicksilver couch.

May 15th, 2015

That joke isn’t funny anymore.

May 12th, 2015

Is there any greater pain to endure in life, than sitting in a room with people, when one of them tries to tell a joke, and the person has no delivery style?.

Everyone starts to squirm (in my case, doubling over in agony), you can hear in their voice they know they are failing, they lose their train of tenuous though, and then deliver a punchline that makes no sense.

“Oh, I stuffed that up”.

People are at first silent, and then offer lame comfort, ‘I sorta understood it’.

But nay, not I, I will glower at you for the rest of the time I’m in your company.

Unless you can really tell a joke, DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I couldn’t tell one to save my life, but I have a mechanism in my brain that tilts, and stops me from ever trying.

As soon as this guy started to tell the joke an instant pall fell upon the room, everyone knew this was going to be agony. If I were more of a compassionate man, I would have risen and said ‘STOP!!, you don’t want to do this, WE don’t want you to do this, don’t make me silence you’, but I didn’t, and I’m sorry.

Unless your name is Gilbert Gottfried, shut up, zip it!, shoosh!, don’t do it, don’t consider it, a whole lot of hush.

Capt America.

May 12th, 2015

Mocha Mo.

May 12th, 2015

Summer ferry.

May 12th, 2015

Edith.

May 12th, 2015

Vaso.

May 12th, 2015

Bad Ronald.

May 12th, 2015

Timeless beauty.

November 28th, 2014

New display case for Tingle Manor.

November 28th, 2014

Shit scary soiled and perished resuss baby.

November 28th, 2014

Shea stadium, Woodstock, Dapto.

November 28th, 2014

Photo courtesy of the Lost Wollongong Facebook group.

Petty cash cafe sleepy doll.

November 28th, 2014

Ant music.

November 28th, 2014

United States.

November 28th, 2014

Madame Kero.

November 28th, 2014

Polyester.

November 28th, 2014

How better to watch John Waters Polyester than with fellow filth friends. ‘Robert the Vatican photographer’ thought we should all have pencil line mustaches, so with an ill begotten eyeliner pencil, he drew them on us. I haplessly flinched at a bad moment, so my Mo was a bit wonky, it actually made me look as if i’d had a grand mal stroke.

Any evening involving scratch and sniff is a good evening.

Banana splits.

November 28th, 2014

I’m flying.

November 28th, 2014

Jimmy’s shirt.

November 28th, 2014

Third wheel.

November 28th, 2014

Window dolls.

November 28th, 2014

Cruising Urko.

November 28th, 2014

More masks.

November 28th, 2014

Rough night.

November 28th, 2014

Penny.

November 28th, 2014

Guests cakes.

November 28th, 2014

Photo courtesy of the Lost Wollongong Facebook group.

One scoop or two.

November 28th, 2014

My first love.

November 28th, 2014

Capt Scarlet.

November 28th, 2014

Ehhhh.

November 28th, 2014

Joan of the ants.

November 28th, 2014

Come fly with me.

November 28th, 2014

Green.

November 28th, 2014

Please take me.

November 28th, 2014

Hermie.

November 28th, 2014

Royce.

November 28th, 2014

Suave Jimmy.

November 28th, 2014

Natasha.

November 28th, 2014

Hanging out.

November 28th, 2014